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For My Fellow Women
I work at a public relations agency and I have something to get off my ample chest. It is this: walking in high-heels is not that hard. It really isn’t. For years women have been moaning about this as though it’s as difficult as splitting an atom. While I have no idea about how to split an atom, I can safely say that walking in high-heels simply can’t be as hard as that. Here are my top tips for walking in high-heels.
1) Get some really high ones to start out with. Yes, you could start out with really low ones and work your way up, but why bother? The quicker you get accustomed to the biggies then the better.
2) Start out outside, in the domain of real people. Yes, you could just muck about trying to walk about your house / apartment, but it doesn’t have all the obstacles of the real world, does it? No. So get your butt out there and take it on. Go on, you can do it!
3) Walk with confidence, even if you have very little. Women – and this is every woman – are trained to spot a bad high-heels walker from a thousand yards. Get enough staring eyes together and that alone will be enough to send you flying.
4) Embrace the advice of other high-heels walkers. They know their stuff and are experienced! You’ll be surprised how many of these unapproachable looking women are actually pussy cats looking for an apprentice.
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