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The Abusers
There is a certain type of person who is so infuriating that no word other than the made up one REALLYMEGAINFURIATINGLYANNOYINGGIT will do for describing them. I am talking, of course, about those people who put water into washing-up liquid bottles in order to make the washing-up liquid stretch further. Newsflash people: this does not work! Not only does it not work but the liquid is too thin to be of any use. It’s crap. You may as well chuck it down the sink.
I understand the concept, I really do, but it’s just dumb. And the really stupid thing is that you actually end up buying more washing-up liquid. Because of many millions of people doing this, the need for washing-up liquid has gone up in recent years. And because of this, and because of YOU people out there reading this and feeling utterly ashamed (as you should do) the quality of washing-up liquid has dropped to a record terrible level!
Not that I’m bitter or anything. If you think I have something to say about this then what about all the hardcore housewives out there who will back my case up? Think I am being mean? I’m not! Compared to the housewives I am a modern day saint!
I don’t know what the answer is, I really don’t. For as long as washing-up liquid has been around there have been abusers, and the sheer fact that you can’t just beat down someone’s door (a person you suspect is doing this dastardly crime over and over again), means that we are powerless to stop this problem. So we have to find a way is the thing.
I propose this: whenever you get the chance, tell someone of your plight. You’d be surprised the effect a few words could have in the ear of an abuser.
One final rant that I feel I must have is about Micrografting. I mean, why is it that we are in a custom today where this is resonable, and where you can ride the tube this morning and look around you and see about a dozen ads for different kinds of cosmetic surgery. And now they are directing these ads towards barely-legal aged people. Really there is no reason why someone in thier twentys should even reflect on ’having to look years younger’, I mean don’t people have better things to spend thier time doing or worrying about these days? If they don’t then I really think we need to look at the most important considerations…
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